Maggie Mae here,
Great now the squirrel gets to go to the World Series.
Today’s quote:
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Even a blind squirrel finds his way to the World Series sometimes.
Some rodents have all the luck,
Maggie “Cards Fan” Mae
Hi Maggie Mae here,
So we were all watching the TV the other day and this outdoor sportsman show came on and the host was duck hunting from a blind. So being the rocket scientist that I am I got the idea for a squirrel blind.
Does anyone know where I can find a squirrel call?
Today’s quote:
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Wish me luck,
Maggie “quack quack” Mae
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
From The Poems of Dylan Thomas
Tonight is our first chance of frost, this will bring about the end of all things sacred to me, green grass, the bloom of a flower, and most of all the warmth of the sun.
Before the first flake flies I am wishing with all of my heart for an early spring. As the poem says I am raging against the dying of the light.
May the light shine for you,
Lonnie
PFC Brandi on duty,
Scan the trees, watch in the grass, try to stay down wind, always be vigilant, and never forget safety. Doing treerat rounds can be a lot of work but I have seen the horrors these rodents can reek.
Today’s quote:
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. ~Author Unknown
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
The happiest dogs don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.
Thanks for the juice and see ya next year cause I’m outta here.
Today’s quote:
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Friends come and go but memories last a lifetime.
For the last few years I have tried a couple times a year to get my blog visitors involved in playing this silly little game, You write the caption. I have enjoyed it and I hope you have also.
I’m not going to name a winner anymore but I would love if you played along.
This first photo is so weird I haven’t come up with a good caption yet, see if you can in a comment.
Photo found at http://www.webinapage.com/2011/03/all-the-best-wtf-retro-pics-in-one-page/
Maggie here,
My so called “master” said that this summer was coming to the end. I was wondering if one of you would be nice enough to hit the rewind button, please?
Today’s Quote:
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. ~James Dent
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
The frugal squirrel buries his stash of nuts all summer long so that when winter arrives he may return to find “THAT I DUG THEM ALL UP”.
Maggie “master mind” Mae
Matilda Lou (Lou Lou) here,
Have you heard? Squirrel Patrol has a new recruit, Brandi. You can’t have a rookie without some hazing. Does anybody have any suggestions?
Today’s Quote:
We didn’t lose the game, we just ran out of time. ~Vince Lombardi
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play golf, but it helps.
PFC Brandi, Squirrel Patrol here,
Dear Mother I am writing today to tell you that after a vigorous elimination process I have been selected to serve in Squirrel Patrol. My hopes are to make you and Dad proud and serve our country well.
I am bunked up with three of the best squirrel chasers there are and boot camp is very hard but I now have a purpose in life and am very happy.
This will be my last communication because our movements are top secret.
Today’s quote:
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
~Mabel Louise Robinson
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Having a puppy around has it’s draw backs but It feels good to be someone’s idol.
Maggie Mae here,
Wow! That’s the third time this week that I woke up from that nightmare. In this terrible dream squirrels just start falling from the sky and nothing and nobody is safe from these disgusting rodents and they raid the Seven Eleven and steal all of the Snickers and Payday bars. The good news is there are some Mounds bars but no Almond Joys.
Today’s quote: I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake. ~Rene Descartes, “Meditations on First Philosophy”
Maggie’s fortune cookie: Sometimes nightmares come true so stock up on the candy bars. Okay?
Maggie “insomniac” Mae
Maggie here,
Today I went outside only to find some wisenheimer’s idea of a joke.
Can you believe that someone would spend money for a statue of a tree rat?
It’ll probably steal something and smell up the place.
Today’s quote:
No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. ~Terry Josephson
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
If an acorn falls from a tree it was probably a squirrel throwing it at you!
This post is dedicated to those visitors that have subscribed to this blog. Thank you, I am amazed.
Maggie “Stone crusher” Mae
Hey Mr. Squirrel lets play?
I’ll be a cave and you’re a spelunker.
Today’s quote: The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb
Maggie’s fortune cookie: Every dog has his day. He knows it’s his day when he spends it spitting squirrel fur!
Ouch! Those thorns are sharp.
Today’s quote: The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~E.E. Cummings
Maggie’s fortune cookie: Sometimes the hardest thing to do is hold a laugh in, but that’s just what good friends do in an embarrassing moment.
Maggie “giggling” Mae
Rules for happiness:
I am now an officially retired man. I plan to live every moment in as much happiness as I can muster, but like most things in life they are no fun without someone to share them with. Please enjoy life with me so that my life will have purpose.
Find beauty, love, happiness, and purpose and I will have made a difference,
Lonnie
Maggie here,
My sisters and I took a nice little break from this long hot summer to play in the sprinklers. It was a lot of fun!
I guess it’s time to get back to work chasing that trash talking squirrel.
Hey Rockford do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?
Today’s Quote:
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
— Albert Einstein
(One of my all time favorite quotes)
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
If you run for 30 minutes a day in a few weeks you will be a long way from home.
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