Shhhh it’s a secret

Maggie here,

Pictured above is my step sister Matilda Lou or as we call her Lou Lou. Thursday the 12th is her first birthday and I am planning a surprise party for her. You are all welcome, I just hired a clown to perform, he’ll be dressed up as a squirrel which is fitting.

I would appreciate it if you all would not let the cat out of the bag about her birthday, oops, that just doesn’t sound right coming from a dog.

See ya soon,
Maggie “Surprise” Mae

And that’s a take Mr. Scorsese

Maggie Mae here, If you are a talent scout or movie producer please give my agent a call. I am an experienced actress and am currently seeking a movie role. I will work for milk bones and I may be a bit of a prima Donna but I promise not to be too disruptive.  As you can see from my acting class portfolio that I can play any role, comedy or drama, whatever you throw at me. I am not too proud to work for Disney, even if they decide to do a remake of Goofy. Give me a call Mr. Spielberg or Mr. Tarantino, no roles too big and no roles too small. I’ll even do a made for TV movie, Maggie “Julia Roberts” Mae

What?

Tell me the truth, there’s a rat on my head isn’t there?

When the stars align…

Sometimes in life things just happen, like a lucky roll of the dice. I don’t know how I got as lucky as I did to marry this still sweet, but maybe not so innocent woman. I will take an elbow to the gut for this comment but it is proof that they did have cameras back then, even if they did use flash powder.

Yes you got to see a picture of a real human being, but this blog has always been about the things I love the most and this little girl grew up into a great woman and I have been blessed to have known her.

Lonnie

Wordless Wednesday

Don’t try this at home!

Sometimes humans can be mean, like this lady’s husband.

I could never be this mean,
Maggie Mae

Was it all just a dream?

Summer dreams, slowly fade. Keep hope alive, it will return again some day.

The results are in…..

No hanging chads or supreme court battles.

The week #4 winner is one of the most creative minds I have come across and a true animal lover, Dennis’s Diary of Destruction.

And for the Final week of season 2 our panel of judges have determined that there was a three way tie, so the winners of week #5 are as follows:

Stephanie of Stopbouncing

Adrienne

daisydog

 

I’m sorry I didn’t have better pictures this year, it’s hard to stay legal and use pictures you can legally use under copyright laws.

Thank you to all that played.

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On an unrelated topic I have a need to direct my time and energy in a new direction, so I will be talking a hiatus from blogging for awhile and hope that things work out so that I can find the time in the near future to rejoin all of you.

Bloggers are the most creative and intelligent people that I have ever met. I have made fiends from all points on the globe and I will miss you all.

Love your pets because they love you,

Lonnie

10 things I have learned from my dogs.

10 things I have learned from my dogs.

1: Skin color, hair color, or appearance means nothing. It’s how we treat each other that matters.

2: Words are just words, the truth is in your actions.

3: Yell at me all you want, I’m still going to love you.

4: The best way to learn is to be rewarded for doing what is right and to be corrected when we are in the wrong.

5: Play is important and should not be overlooked.

6: Rich or poor it just doesn’t matter, table scraps are still just table scraps and I don’t need a designer collar.

7: We understand you better than you think we do.

8: Frisbee’s fly farther with the wind at my back.

9: We will go to our grave loving you!

10: Squirrels are just plain evil.

Dogs @ play

Wordless Wednesday.

Photo Caption Contest week 5

Season 2 week 5: the week of 10/12/09 thru 10/18/09

Photo caption contest rules:

1: Show us how creative you can be by writing a caption for this photo in a comment.

2: Week starts on Mondays at 00:01 and ends on Sunday at 24:00 (Midnight). Please have your caption in by Sunday Midnight.

3: A poll will be added and you may vote for your favorite caption.

4: Weekly winners will be announced on Mondays with the new week’s photo.

5: As the weekly winner you will be listed in the Weekly winners list and this year we have added this widget award. You are not obligated to use the winner’s widget.

“Sorry that’s the best I have to offer.”

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The WEEK THREE WINNER is Stephanie of Stopbouncing who is no surprise to me she has a great sense of humor and a very funny blog. Thank you to all who played, you’re all winners.

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Vote for Week #4	Pick your favorite
Cast your vote.	October 4, 2009 at 10:35 pm 1: Maggie Mae  Mother says we mustn’t be around those loose sinful women at the park ever again. October 5, 2009 at 10:53 am 2: Dennis the Vizsla  Henry had begun to suspect that he might not be Chester’s real father after all. October 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm 3: thymegoesby  Rule Number one.. we mustn’t piddle on Mothers oriental rugs. October 8, 2009 at 1:41 am  4: Adrienne    I think I’ve got him stumped this time. D.A. Terrier October 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm  5: daisydog  Daddy’s little boy must not chase the kittehs! Mumsie won’t be happy if you do! October 11, 2009 at 7:39 pm 6: mymarriedlife  Now the third rule is……
Photos courtesy of flickr:	Creative Commons- Free Pictures

I got your BIG HEAD

Keep talking smack you brainless black mutt. The only reason I have a big head is because I have twice the brain that you do.

You might as well play the Photo Caption Contest because you ain’t catching me,

Mr. Squirrel – (life time MENSA member)

Time served…

It’s time to set the record straight. I have not been institutionalized in a mental health facility because of those little sorry tree rats or you may of heard that I was incarcerated for squirrel killings, not true.

I think that little rodent was getting a little bit big headed from all of the attention he has received. So I have been saving my squirrel stories and using this time and energy for fun things like the Photo Caption Contest, so help me bring that big headed rodent back down to size and have some fun playing the Photo Caption Contest.

No electronic bracelets or orange jump suites here,
Maggie Mae

Photo Caption Contest week 4

Season 2 week 4: the week of 10/5/09 thru 10/11/09

Photo caption contest rules:

1: Show us how creative you can be by writing a caption for this photo in a comment.

2: Week starts on Mondays at 00:01 and ends on Sunday at 24:00 (Midnight). Please have your caption in by Sunday Midnight.

3: A poll will be added and you may vote for your favorite caption.

4: Weekly winners will be announced on Mondays with the new week’s photo.

5: As the weekly winner you will be listed in the Weekly winners list and this year we have added this widget award. You are not obligated to use the winner’s widget.

“Sorry that’s the best I have to offer.”

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The WEEK TWO WINNER is Daisy the Dog who has one of the best animal blogs I have seen.

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Vote for the week 3 captions

Pick your favorite

September 28, 2009 at 10:04 am1: Maggie Mae We run a top notch day care here, you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. September 28, 2009 at 10:45 am 2: Stephanie of Stopbouncing I said, NO SPRINKLES!!! September 29, 2009 at 12:05 am 3: Dennis the Vizsla “Tinkerbell soon realized that the drink the mad scientist had given her was not, in fact, a seltzer water with lemon.” October 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm 4: Bonnie Don’t worry my bark is bigger than my bite October 3, 2009 at 4:51 am 5: thymegoesby I dropped out of my anger management course this week. October 3, 2009 at 10:14 am 6: mymarriedlife Didn’t I say fries with that?

Life’s little question?

BB,
Is it true that when we wake up and our feet hit the floor that the only thing in life that we really get to choose is our outlook and attitude?

I choose to be happy and smile. I wish the same for you,
BB “Queen”