Ok so I over hear this “letter carrier” blowing off about how hard his job is in the winter and that they have this creed “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”.
This schmuck wouldn’t make it a day at Squirrel Patrol. I survive the same weather that he does barefooted, and I have four feet.
Lt. Lou Lou “Squirrel Patrol”
Maggie’s fortune cookies: The yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored!
Today’s quote: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Quote: Bill Watterson