In the late fall of 1983 along a little creek in Northwest Ohio the caretaker of the local country church suffered a horrible turn of events that would forever change his life and would become legend amongst the local population.
Earl was his name and he had been the caretaker at the Sugarcreek Baptist Church for over 30 years. His wife had past and left him a widower for the last 7 years and Earl suffered in solitude for most of this time.
Earl felt that the world had turned on him and that everyone and everything was against him. In life when you are so negative it is easy to find enemies real or fictional and Earl’s latest enemy had become squirrels.
As caretaker Earl mowed the church’s graveyard and church grounds and he neatly stored all of his equipment in the shed behind the church. One day Earl opened the shed only to find that squirrels had chewed through fuel lines and caused other damage to his equipment and with his anger and paranoia this was the opening salvo to a small war that the locals have told of for the last 28 years.
The repair of his equipment had put Earl behind schedule and when he had things running again he began to mow the graveyard at a rapid pace to try to regain his schedule.
We all know that if we rush, things can and will go awry as they did for Earl that day.
While mowing Earl struck a walnut that one of the squirrels had failed to get buried and the mower shot the nut out like a bullet and it hit a tombstone and caromed back striking Earl in the eye and also dislodging him from the mower. All Earl could do was lay on the ground and with his one still good eye watch as the mower rolled out of control into Sugar Creek.
This was it for Earl, this was the last straw. Earl returned to the shed and found his beloved Husqvarna chainsaw, the one the church had taken a special collection up for and Earl had cherished. He found a piece of rope that the squirrel had chewed off of the push mower and Earl fashioned a neck strap to his chainsaw.
The caretaker started stomping off toward the old walnut tree that stood near where the mower rolled into the creek. He was swearing profusely and shouting at the top of his lungs at the squirrels. As he reached the tree Earl threw the neck strap over his head and began to climb the tree and every branch he would reach he would saw off and the squirrels would just climb higher in the tree.
As the legend would have you believe just as Earl had reach high into that tree and was about to attempt to top it out the heavens opened up and a bolt of lightening struck that Husqvarna and Earl went up in a ball of fire never to be seen again.
The End.
Hi, I’m Maggie Mae of Squirrel Patrol and if there is a lesson to be learned from the Legend of Lightening Bolt Earl it is that if you are not careful kids, squirrels will drive you crazy and in the end they will kill you.