Every once in a while we need a reminder of the evils in the world. Just look at this rodent stealing the bird seed right out of the mouths of those cold and hungry feathered friends of ours.
This is one of many reasons Squirrel Patrol was formed. We ask you in the general population to not try to apprehend these tree rats. They can be dangerous and even vengeful, yes they have been known to caused blackouts to major population centers.
Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol
Maggie’s fortune cookies: If you hire a Mayan to make you a calendar don’t pay him until he’s done.
Today’s quote: When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.