Nuff said!

SP Tank

Let me introduce you to my little friend!

Mr. Squirrel asked me yesterday after a long absence if I missed him to which I replied yes but my aim is getting better.

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies:  Never bring a knife to a tank battle.

Quote of the day: Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Quote: H. L. Mencken

Stimulus money?


Squirrel patrol is happy to announce that thanks to federal stimulus funding we were able to train and deploy Squirrel Patrol’s new Navy Seal / Duck unit pictured here in their winter camo tactical uniforms.

As we have said before thanks congress. Never let it be said that you guys are not all for the birds.
Commander Maggie Mae “Squirrel Patrol”

Maggie’s fortune cookies:  Is there anybody that really cares if Michael Moore supports them or not?

Today’s quote: Nobody criticizes the ‘Mighty Ducks’ trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!
Quote: Joshua Jackson

I got your return postage right here…

snow rounds

Ok so I over hear this “letter carrier” blowing off about how hard his job is in the winter and that they have this creed “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”.

This schmuck wouldn’t make it a day at Squirrel Patrol. I survive the same weather that he does barefooted, and I have four feet.

Lt. Lou Lou “Squirrel Patrol”

Maggie’s fortune cookies: The yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored!

Today’s quote: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Quote: Bill Watterson


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I know I have used this image before, it’s just one that I like.

The best thing that has resulted from this blog is that my family has made friends with another family in another part of the country. As I had expected and time has confirmed these were extraordinary people. I learned a great deal about the Northeast and New England and my wife has found facebook game partners and friends.

Rob is a painter and great artist and I mean that wholeheartedly.  TGB, the other half of this family, well I like to call her Martha Stewart “with the eye of an artist”, she grows a beautiful garden and turns that into even more beautiful Food and products. She makes her own remarkable brand of soaps.

To get to the point of this post. I have just found out that Rob is having serious health problems and in his weakened state he is having difficulty fighting the battle. My request is to ask that in one of your spare moments could you please offer a prayer, send good vibes or whatever your belief system offers out for Rob’s health and strength and for TGB’s faith, strength, and health.

Thank you in advance for caring about our fellow man and although there are times that things are not in our hands we do what we can and pray for help.



Yes that’s me, Maggie Mae and this is exactly why you should never drink at the company Christmas party. Can you believe that there are photos on facebook of me dancing with a stuffed squirrel.

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies: I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Today’s quote: “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
Quote:Ernest Hemingway

Photographic proof


Every once in a while we need a reminder of the evils in the world. Just look at this rodent stealing the bird seed right out of the mouths of those cold and hungry feathered friends of ours.

This is one of many reasons Squirrel Patrol was formed. We ask you in the general population to not try to apprehend these tree rats. They can be dangerous and even vengeful, yes they have been known to caused blackouts to major population centers. 

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies: If you hire a Mayan to make you a calendar don’t pay him until he’s done.

Today’s quote: When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Air supremacy

The Hawk

We’ve had the ground covered and now we own the skies. Welcome Henry Hawk you will be a much needed and valuable asset to Squirrel Patrol.

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies: It’s all fun and games until someone takes a talon thru the head.

Today’s quote: “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
              Quote:   Yogi Berra