Nuff said!

SP Tank

Let me introduce you to my little friend!

Mr. Squirrel asked me yesterday after a long absence if I missed him to which I replied yes but my aim is getting better.

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies:  Never bring a knife to a tank battle.

Quote of the day: Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Quote: H. L. Mencken


Stimulus money?


Squirrel patrol is happy to announce that thanks to federal stimulus funding we were able to train and deploy Squirrel Patrol’s new Navy Seal / Duck unit pictured here in their winter camo tactical uniforms.

As we have said before thanks congress. Never let it be said that you guys are not all for the birds.
Commander Maggie Mae “Squirrel Patrol”

Maggie’s fortune cookies:  Is there anybody that really cares if Michael Moore supports them or not?

Today’s quote: Nobody criticizes the ‘Mighty Ducks’ trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!
Quote: Joshua Jackson



Yes that’s me, Maggie Mae and this is exactly why you should never drink at the company Christmas party. Can you believe that there are photos on facebook of me dancing with a stuffed squirrel.

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies: I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Today’s quote: “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
Quote:Ernest Hemingway

Photographic proof


Every once in a while we need a reminder of the evils in the world. Just look at this rodent stealing the bird seed right out of the mouths of those cold and hungry feathered friends of ours.

This is one of many reasons Squirrel Patrol was formed. We ask you in the general population to not try to apprehend these tree rats. They can be dangerous and even vengeful, yes they have been known to caused blackouts to major population centers. 

Maggie Mae “Commander” Squirrel Patrol

Maggie’s fortune cookies: If you hire a Mayan to make you a calendar don’t pay him until he’s done.

Today’s quote: When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Rally Squirrel

Maggie Mae here,
Great now the squirrel gets to go to the World Series.

rally squirrel

Today’s quote:
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Even a blind squirrel finds his way to the World Series sometimes.

Some rodents have all the luck,
Maggie “Cards Fan” Mae

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Training rigors…


PFC Brandi on duty,

Scan the trees, watch in the grass, try to stay down wind, always be vigilant, and never forget safety. Doing treerat rounds can be a lot of work but I have seen the horrors these rodents can reek.

Today’s quote:  
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. ~Author Unknown


Maggie’s fortune cookie:
The happiest dogs don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.