Dear Mother I am writing today to tell you that after a vigorous elimination process I have been selected to serve in Squirrel Patrol. My hopes are to make you and Dad proud and serve our country well.
I am bunked up with three of the best squirrel chasers there are and boot camp is very hard but I now have a purpose in life and am very happy.
This will be my last communication because our movements are top secret.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
~Mabel Louise Robinson
Maggie’s fortune cookie:
Having a puppy around has it’s draw backs but It feels good to be someone’s idol.