Hi BB here,
I write to you today from the solitude of squirrel patrol. Many of a family have been ruined by the dedication needed to keep us all free from the tierney of the tree rat.
You may ask well BB why do you do it? I say to you once you have seen the hell these little varmints can rain down on you from above you feel the call to duty. The call to protect and serve.
I say a little prayer and I kiss my sisters every day before I head out on patrol. My family knows of the horrors that are possible if the squirrel should be left unchecked. They too serve in this never ending battle between good and evil and I am proud to serve shoulder to shoulder with them.
Well I gotta run there is a tree rat in the perimeter,