Maggie Mae here,
Ok so today this parade of Range Rovers pull up out front and this troop of Hollywood pinheads climb out, and I’m pretty sure that most of them were wearing those clip on ponytails. Well they come in here telling us about all of the changes to the blog for the fall season, they say we have gone stale and we need to work some new characters into the plot line.
Today they started screen testing a few new animals for the blog. The one pictured above is pretty cool, his name is Jax Diesel. I know that’s a Hollywood name if I ever heard one but he’s a sweet puppy and I have no objections to him making a few guest appearances but we got enough dogs around already.
You will never believe the writing staff these schmucks brought in. The one guys only claim to fame is that he wrote the tag line “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” for Alka-Seltzer back in the 70’s.
And I swear if this is not the truth these idiots thought that the squirrel and I were friends. Come on, could you at least bring in someone that has seen this blog before?
Enough with the bluetooth headsets and calling everyone babe OK,
Maggie “Mid-Westerner” Mae