OK maybe I haven’t thought this all the way thru yet. Mother Nature gave the bear an unfair advantage of hibernation. I would love to sleep thru winter and with me having an IQ close but not as high as Jethro Bodine’s, I came up with this idea.
We have all heard of trans-gender surgery right? Well I would like to have trans-species surgery next December 26th to change me to a bear so I can sleep till spring and then I will have the surgery to change back.
Great minds think alike!
Oddly enough his real name is Max Baer.
Ok so I got a whole year to work out the bugs.