In Greek mythology…

cross country skier

In Greek mythology, Hades kidnapped Persephone to be his wife. Zeus ordered Hades to return her to Demeter, the goddess of the Earth and her mother. However, Hades tricked Persephone into eating the food of the dead, so Zeus decreed that Persephone would spend six months with Demeter and six months with Hades. During the time her daughter is with Hades, Demeter became depressed and caused winter.


Hey Demeter, take a couple of Prozac and get over it. Have some Haagen-Dazs and take a nice bubble bath and cut us all a break.

I don’t ski and I don’t skate, so for me winter pretty much sucks. Oh and today it did get a little bit above freezing so that made the snow that nice dirty color and now it will freeze back hard as a rock.

Ya know what? I think I’m going to take a couple of Prozac and have some Haagen-Dazs and take a nice bubble bath,
Lonnie

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3 thoughts on “In Greek mythology…

  1. LOL Hang in there Lonnie.. at least the days are getting longer! Stay warm. I have some Chunkey Monkey if you’d like, I can share.

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